stabdaddydroog:

This is what my Stabson got me for Christmas.

…

I’m so proud. He knows me so well…

Snowman by ~Teebohne

Looking good, Snowy.

Especially the choker.

(via oncelerswaifu)

catchymoniker:

I’ve been sick, so this took a few days to color instead of a few hours

anyway, this was a bunch of sketches on one piece of paper. There isn’t much rhyming or reasoning here 

[guys, I have had this ENORMOUS artist block for almost a year. this is the most I’ve drawn in forever, and even if these are super stylized stick figures that I have no business tampering with- I’m just happy to be producing anything :D :D :D]

(via oncelerswaifu)

Right.

Someone just got a cigarette to the eye, just before the person I was waiting for showed up. That’s some timing.

That was a fun morning.

Business time. Be back later.

It’s a loss that you didn’t.

He keeps eyeing me. I’m three seconds away from doing it.

Infact, I’m lighting a new one while making eye-contact just to spite him. If he says anything, it’s happening.

I like that moment when someone realizes that they’ve made a mistake by asking you to put out your cigarette. I’m on the fucking sidewalk, waiting for someone. You happen to be nearby, even though I was here first with a lit cigarette. Maybe if I showed up and lit one right next to you, sure, but I’ve been waiting here for 30 minutes and already gone through four.

“Sir, would you mind putting that out or smoking somewhere else?”

Yeah, as a matter of fact, I fucking would mind. Jackass. Don’t like it? Go sit down where you were before. Just because you’re not a smoker doesn’t mean everyone else in the world shouldn’t be one.

Go on and keep glaring, asshole. I’ll put it out in your eye if you keep making that face.

candycornsleuth:

deadeyedignitary started following you

Egads, I’m being stalked by a ruffian! I’ve got my eye on you…

Ruffian?

Please, I’m much more classy than a ruffian. Besides, if I was stalking you, you wouldn’t know about it until it was too late.

S-s-scaring?

Some people might find a few of my fetishes… unnerving.

thepickleinspector:

my-ear-trumpet:

ichiman:

mattsvintage:

ichiman:

Max Raabe sings “Bei Mir Biste Scheen”

Or, if we want the title properly, Bei Mir Bist Du Schön.

But the original is called “Bei Mir Biste Scheen”, even if Max Raabe sings “Bei mir bist du schön”.

I listened this song on repeat today

“Bei Mir Bistu Shein” (Yiddish: בײַ מיר ביסטו שיין, “To Me You’re Beautiful”) is a popular Yiddish song composed by Jacob Jacobs (lyricist) and Sholom Secunda (composer) for a 1932 Yiddish musical, I Would If I Could (in Yiddish, Men Ken Lebn Nor Men Lost Nisht, “You could live, but they won’t let you”), that closed after one season.

O-oh, this is absolutely wonderful. 

Oh.

Relaxing.

thepickleinspector asked: D-don't you think those things are r-rather private?

Usually.

I don’t mind scaring people with what I’m into, though.

Also, hello Inspector.